April 17, 2012 8:54 PM
I went to the doctor for my yearly physical.
The nurse started with certain basics.
"How much do you weigh?" she asked.
"135 pounds," I said.
The nurse put me on the scale.
It turns out my weight is 180 pounds.
The nurse asked, "Your height?"
"5 foot, 4," I said.
The nurse checked and saw that I only
measured 5 foot, 2.
She then took my blood pressure and told
me that it is very high.
"Of course it's high!" I screamed.
"When I came in here I was tall and slender!
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