Why Women Gain Weight ...
April 28, 2011 8:39 AM
Women gain weight because over time we accumulate
so much knowledge and wisdom that, when our heads
are full, it distributes to the rest of our bodies.
So we aren't heavy! We are tremendously cultured, educated and happy.
Beginning today, when I look at my butt in the mirror I will think,
"Good grief! Look how smart I am!"
