"How much do you weigh?", she asked.
"135" I replied.
The nurse weighed me. It turns out my weight is 180.

The nurse asked, "Your height?"
"5 feet, 6 inches," I answered.
The nurse measured me at 5 feet, 2 inches.
She then took my blood pressure and told me it was high.

"Of course it's high!" I screamed.
"When I came in here I was tall and slender!
Now I'm short and fat!"