Shampoo Warning!

I don't know WHY I didn't figure this out sooner! It's the shampoo I use in the shower! When I wash my hair, the shampoo runs down my whole body and (duh!) printed very clearly on the shampoo label is this warning,
FOR EXTRA VOLUME AND BODY!

NO wonder I have been
gaining weight!!!

Well! I have gotten rid of that shampoo and I am going to start using Dawn dish soap instead.
Their label reads, DISSOLVES FAT THAT IS OTHERWISE DIFFICULT TO REMOVE.

Problem Solved!